Posted 1 hour ago

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

(Source: korrakun)

Posted 13 hours ago

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

Posted 13 hours ago

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

Posted 15 hours ago
walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(Source: simsgonewrong)

Posted 15 hours ago

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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Posted 15 hours ago

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2)

Posted 15 hours ago
  1. juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  2. romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

pembreley:

I have never been more offended.

Posted 15 hours ago

shercasm:

tinalikesbutts:

I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.

You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.

After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.

Posted 15 hours ago
surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing