Posted 4 hours ago
  1. girl: babe come over
  2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. boy: I know
Posted 4 hours ago

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

Posted 6 hours ago
frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor)

Posted 6 hours ago
oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

(Source: ymolaugh)

Posted 8 hours ago

puppetparade:

image

are you sure?

(Source: kittenhun)

Posted 8 hours ago

ddistiller:

my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

oh yeah? Prove it

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lisavertudaches:

"Jake, you’re president now."Oh my gosh! I watched this episode today and I just had to animate this dance!!Follow more or my artistic misadventures on Facebook | Tumblr | Vimeo

lisavertudaches:

"Jake, you’re president now."

Oh my gosh!

I watched this episode today and I just had to animate this dance!!

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

(Source: damagaladriel)

Posted 1 day ago

non-009:

Always you get me.