Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

Posted 20 hours ago
  1. Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  2. Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  3. Guy: Well...yeah.
  4. Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

sixpenceee:

"My aunt who is battling breast cancer entered a costume as Mr.Clean and obviously won. (Source)

Posted 22 hours ago
unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

Posted 22 hours ago

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(Source: splendous)

Posted 1 day ago
  1. people: watch your language
  2. me: oh shit sorry
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(Source: luxvriously)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

blogofimpossiblethings:

Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.

Posted 1 day ago

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

(Source: 997)

Posted 1 day ago